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Bollocks To Steroids

FADE IN
MUSIC IS CALM AND MYSTERIOUS
INT. TOILET
Gordon is sitting down in a cubicle, only his feet are shown
LOW CAMERA. ZOOM INTO DOOR SIGN
Moans of pleasure are heard coming from the cubicle
CUT TO
Close up of Gordon’s chin being rubbed, easily confused as testicles
CUT TO
Birds eye shot of the cubicle with Gordon in, we see him flicking through a muscle magazine full of naked men. He turns two pages
CUT BACK TO CLOSE UP OF CHIN
More rubbing of the chin
CUT TO
Low camera shot of outside the cubicle, facing Gordon’s Feet tapping and twitching
CUT TO
Close up of chin, Camera ZOOMS OUT to reveal Gordon standing in the cubicle rubbing his chin with the magazine under his arm
FADE OUT
FADE IN
INT. CHANGING ROOMS
Gordon pressed up against the gym entrance door looking through the window left and right to check nobody else is in sight. He lets out a sigh as arms slump and head drops
CUT TO
Front view of lockers.
ZOOM INTO a single locker, the door is opened, a tub of Steroids is at the front of the locker.
LIGHT FADES all around apart from the steroids which main the centre of focus. Gordon reaches out and takes the tub of Steroids in his hand.
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Distant shot of the changing rooms, Gordon is inspecting the Steroids debating when he catches a look at himself in the mirror. He flexes his muscles, sighs with disappointment and drops his arms and head in shame.
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Close up of Gordon’s hand with Steroids tub in. He pops open the lid with his thumb
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Extreme close up of the lid spinning slow motion through the air. The words “WARNING, POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS” embossed on the lid
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Waist high camera shot looking up at Gordon’s head, He takes a handful of Steroid tablets and swallows them
FADE OUT
FADE IN
INT. GYM AREA
CAMERA PAN
Of the entire gym, showing nobody is in sight
Music is quicker to reflect the mood
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Gordon on the chest machine, straining as he pulls the weights towards him
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Behind shot of Gordon on a bike machine
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Front view of Gordon showing his face expression, He is filled with false confidence
ZOOM IN
To Gordon’s groin area which has increased in size. He is oblivious at this point
CUT TO
Mirror shot of Gordon we see his reflection flexing his muscles looking very confident.
CUT TO
A low camera shot between Gordon’s legs looking at his face through the reflection. His testicles have dropped below his shorts
CUT TO
More forward facing shot, through the legs again but focusing more on the testicles in the reflection
CUT TO
CLOSE UP
Of Gordon’s face, his hand on his head looking shocked. He lets out a gasp.
CUT BACK TO
Last shot of through the legs, we see in the reflection Gordon’s finger come down to try and squash the testicles back in to the shorts
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Close up of face shot, this time with hands in the air in a “that’ll do” expression
FADE OUT
FADE IN
Long distance shot facing Gordon on the Pull Down machine, he leans forward to change the weight to a slightly lower setting
CUT TO
Behind shot of Gordon on the machine, reaching up to grab the bar
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Slightly behind P.O.V shot of Gordon looking up at the bar, he strains to reach for it
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Lower shot of the chair of the machine, Gordon’s testicles drop over the seat
ZOOM IN
Gordon’s testicles swing underneath the seat
EXTREME ZOOM IN
Gordon’s testicles hook over a screw placed underneath the seat
CUT BACK TO
Behind shot of Gordon sitting down, we see his testicles have stretched as a result of being caught on the screw
CUT TO P.O.V
We look down and see the testicles stretched and still attached to the chair. He gasps
CUT TO
Different shot behind Gordon, he is looking down, camera focuses on a weights bench
ZOOM IN
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In front of Gordon lying down on the bench, gripping the bar he pushes out a few reps, we notice Gordon’s hanging testicles extend with each rep
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Front shot of Gordon on the Shoulder Press machine. His testicles look extremely saggy. As Gordon swings round his testicles bounce of his chair, swing up and over and get caught underneath the weight.
CUT TO
CLOSE UP
Of the weights with Gordon’s testicles caught in-between them, he forces out a rep and the testicles very nearly get crushed.
CUT TO
More waist height shot of the weights, more reps are carried out as Gordon’s testicles start too slip free
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Front shot of the weights, as Gordon strains to push out one last rep his testicles slip free, just before the weight comes crushing down
TRACK
Gordon walks across the gym to the squat machine, his testicles trailing behind him
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Front view of Gordon on the machine, he does two reps
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Low camera shot looking up at Gordon, his testicles being very much the main focus point. As Gordon squats his testicles squash onto the camera lens
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Side view of Gordon standing behind a treadmill, his testicles again trailing behind him. He steps onto the Treadmill.
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Behind shot of Gordon on the treadmill his arms swinging as he starts to run
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Side view of Gordon running, his testicles start catching on the rotating treadmill
CUT BACK TO
Earlier shot of Gordon posing in the mirror flexing, his testicles touching the floor, his head in low, he is very sad.
CUT BACK TO
Earlier shot in-between legs, showing the full extent of Gordon’s accident.
FADE OUT
MUSIC RETURNS TO CALMER MORE MYSTERIOUS
FADE IN
INT. TOILETS
Same low camera angle as in begining sequence, this time with testicles touching the floor.
CUT TO
View of Gordon’s face looking sad, we hear crying. Gordon turns his head to look at the next cubicle
CUT TO P.O.V
Of Gordon looking over the cubicle at Sally , her hands are covering her eyes, she throws a tub at the floor.
ZOOM IN
To the tub that is on the floor. Pills are lying all around. The words “LOSE WEIGHT FAST. WARNING” written on the side of the tub
CUT TO
Lower shot inside Sally’s cubicle, looking up at Gordon peering over. He still looks sad but concerned
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Lower shot by Sally’s feet looking down the row of cubicles. Gordon’s testicles drop and hit the floor of next doors toilet.
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Lower shot inside Sally’s toilet showing her face, she looks upset, looking up she notices Gordon and gasps. He smiles awkwardly
FADE OUT
FADE IN
Camera facing toilet door into changing room, Gordon and Sally are hand in hand. Walking away from camera towards the door. Gordon holds his saggy testicles over his shoulder and as they walk off, Sally reaches round and throws her Saggy Breasts over her shoulders, showing that she too has fallen victim to steroid abuse.
FADE OUT
MUSIC FADES
END.